{"id":118,"date":"2011-10-22T23:57:26","date_gmt":"2011-10-23T06:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/?p=118"},"modified":"2011-10-22T23:57:26","modified_gmt":"2011-10-23T06:57:26","slug":"the-other-white-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"The Other White Meat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been quiet lately. \u00a0We&#8217;ll make some noise soon.<br \/>\nBaw-baaaawk!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/TastesLikeChicken.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-119\" title=\"TastesLikeChicken\" src=\"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/TastesLikeChicken.jpg\" alt=\"Cockatrice tastes like chicken\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" srcset=\"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/TastesLikeChicken.jpg 600w, https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/TastesLikeChicken-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve been quiet lately. \u00a0We&#8217;ll make some noise soon. Baw-baaaawk!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":128,"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions\/128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/robotinvader.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}